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Another Lager is just that, but with no alcohol you'll get that quintessential, crisp lager experience without any of the downsides. It's a normal lager for heaps normal people.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Heaps Normal","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39556361158691,"sku":"HNLAGER24x375","price":64.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0290\/6849\/2835\/files\/Heaps_Normal_Another_LAGER.webp?v=1758156033"},{"product_id":"half-day-hazy","title":"Half Day Hazy Case","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e24 x 375ml cans\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 0);\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHave a Half Day, you've earned it.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThe Half Day Hazy, perfect for every occasion. Be it an extended holiday sesh with your pals or feet up in your favourite solo spot, this fruity hazy pale ale lets your heart escape while still letting you wrap up a hard day’s work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you've got a half day off or a half day left, our tropical sunshine in a can will take you halfway to a holiday. Pairs well with yummy stuff and holds up before, during or after a few normal ones. Knock-off without the knock-ons, go to your happy place and take a half day on us. 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Namaste. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThis classic West Coast IPA boasts a pine-punch, amber allure and a refreshingly dry, crisp finish that cleverly cloaks the absence of booze. All wrapped up in a delightfully bitter, big, classic IPA flavour that stands out from the fruity crowd.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Heaps Normal","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40590889222179,"sku":"HNTHIRDIPA24x375","price":64.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0290\/6849\/2835\/files\/ThirdIPA_2026_WebsiteHero.png?v=1776990206"},{"product_id":"hh-prosecco","title":"High Hopes Prosecco","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA Prosecco By Heaps Normal (750ml bottle)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eHigh Hopes is our invitation to choose possibility over pessimism. 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