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Musical maestro and diligent anti-water activist Donny Benet returns to the boredom battlefield with his educational cable access show: Just Say No To Water TV. This year he's supported by a lineup of trusted expert guests, sharing totally balanced opinions and insights on how water is the absolute worst.

Knowledge is power, friends. So stay tuned to continue mentally and emotionally arm yourselves for the ongoing fight against this devious liquid threat...

LATEST EPISODES

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    FT. Mike Bennie

    Seasoned flavour aficionado Mike Bennie sits down to discuss aquatic disgust.

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    1

  • FT. Lucy Sugerman

    High kicks, sand people and word association with Canberra star, Lucy Sugerman.

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    2

  • Ft. Nooky

    The Mayor of Nowra with two very important reasons to stay away from water.

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    3

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Hydration and enjoyment are not mutually exclusive, people!
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