JUST SAY NO! Iron-On Patch

Thirsty Thebruary? Parched July? No Dranks November? As altruistic as these calendar events might seem - they unwittingly breathe more life into the boring, liquid threat!

We are of course referring to WATER. 

Thankfully, our good friend and consummate anti-water activist, Pat Rogash has put together a literal badge of honour for those who've taken up the campaign agains that most clear and present of dangers. 

Signal to your comrades in refreshment that you're in the same boat, safe from the looming liquid leviathan. 

**THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE FROM HEAPS NORMAL**

TECH SPECS

- 65mm diameter 
- Iron or stitch on